Monday, February 12, 2007


A man walks into a psychiatrist's office.

"Doc, every time I see nickels, dimes and quarters, I have a panic attack! What can my problem be?"

"Oh, that's easy," the doctor answers. "You're just afraid of change."


Francesca said...

Lame, lame, lame, lame, lame (Syndrone from The Incredibles)

the_a_team said...

I love love love it!!!
I love hearing and telling these kinds of jokes! They're my favorite! We so need to get to know each other better so we can share some jokes! Love you!

Monica said...

Aren't we all!? (sometimes)

Ashlee said...

This is the smile and shake your head kind of joke...Very enjoyable but in a subdued way...I'll have to remember it..I'm terrible at remembering jokes.

ericaprosser said...

Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: A tree in a golden forest.

A2: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it.

A3:None. Zen masters carry their own light.

Pamelotta said...

Q: How many suburbanites does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but it has to be the same shape and wattage as every other light bulb on the block.

That one is for my sister, Beth.