Two things that were said over the past few days that made me laugh:
After church on Sunday, John was sitting outside with his sisters playing with her new My Little Pony doll. He was actually brushing it's hair with the little plastic brush that came with it.
Erica: Hey John, I didn't know you liked to play with dolls.
John: It's not a doll. And besides, I'm a tomgirl.
I baked fish for supper last night. The kids are not used to seeing a lot of fish that aren't in the shape of sticks so they were a little wary. I knew they were going to start off complaining so I went ahead and put ketchup on all their plates to help them eat it.
Autie: I finished all my ketchup!
Me: You ate all your ketchup?
Autie: Yep. I finished all my ketchup.
Me: I put that there so you would eat the fish. Ketchup is a condiment, not a side.
Autie: Oh. I need more ketchup.