Last night, while laying in bed with my husband:
Me: Oh gosh, I almost forgot, I left the water on in the backyard.
Elliott: You'd better go turn it off.
Me: I'm half naked, why don't you do it.
Elliott: I'm already trying to turn it off with the force. [Moves his hand like he's turning off a faucet]
Me: [rolling eyes]
Elliott: I think I got it this time, but you'd better go check.