Yesterday after school...[sorry Kevin]
Anna: Mom, can we play on the computer?
Me: Sure, as long as you don't go to sleep.
John: Mom, the girls are taking all their toys out on the porch.
Me: I don't care as long as they don't go to sleep.
Autumn: Mom, can we watch a Christmas movie even though it's summer?
Me: If you promise not to go to sleep in the middle of it.